What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

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What! how could you do that?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?

True - how I loved my mum!

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Why does my intimate area “sweat” and smell so much? I almost have to have a shower everyday. How do I get rid of this?

Do you know what she said mum?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

My boyfriend has been separated from his wife for 5 years. Why won't he divorce her? Should this be a deal breaker?

What do you mean son?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”