What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:39
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How far does good behavior take you in a prison?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?
Then came..
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Still no good
Colonoscopy vs. stool tests: Doctors found out which is better at detecting cancer - Earth.com
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
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Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
NASA Might Have Accidentally Landed Near A Volcano On Mars - IFLScience
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts